linrenzo:

LMFAO

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via queenforaday-noamigono)

elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

(via okaymad)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via nyalcsere)

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

(Source : swarnpert, via nyalcsere)

netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

(Source : netlfix, via nyalcsere)

shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

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(via nyalcsere)

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